What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
15.06.2025 06:57
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What! how could you do that?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
How do you get a girl to like you?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Do you know what she said mum?
What do you like about McDonald's?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What do you mean son?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
True - how I loved my mum!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.